It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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