He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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