I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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