I am puke
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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