google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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