I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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