I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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