going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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