I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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