So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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