He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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