Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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