Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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