I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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