I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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