But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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