I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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