y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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