I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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It's shark week go big or go home
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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