i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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