Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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I FOUND THE LEGS
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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