i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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