Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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