Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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