My hair reeks of homosexuality.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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