drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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