I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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