you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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