oh god the rape fog is back!
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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