dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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