do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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