official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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