Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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