I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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