im about as happy as oj after his trial
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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