She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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