the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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