just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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