just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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