he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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