I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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