Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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