I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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