Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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