is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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