We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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