Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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