she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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