And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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