She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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