Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
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We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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